Came in a little late tonight. There was a special on PBS about the Harvey Girls that was more interesting. Even then I still managed to fall asleep in the middle of it.
Tonight's guests were Patricia Arquette and Chris Pine with musical group Modest Mouse.
The show opened with Corden on a ride along with a pizza delivery driver. Each stop found bewildered customers suffering through bad jokes that included among other things, a pizza made of Play-Doh, a Mariachi band and a Sumo wrestler match in somebody's living room.
In other words, it was pretty much a rip-off of a classic Conan O'Brien bit just not as well done.
From there we moved on to the interview segment where just as the previous night, we found both guests seated on an ugly couch.
I didn't notice that couch on Monday but now that I do, I can tell you that it looks like something my grandmother would have thrown out somewhere around 1977.
Ugly couch, really, ugly, couch...
Since tonight's guests included one of this year's Oscar winners and both guests had attended, the conversation was dominated by inane chatter and Chris Pine's emotional moment at the ceremonies.
Once again, nothing of substance came from the exchange as Corden fawned over his guests. All we learned tonight was that Patricia Arquette has an Oscar, stars in CSI:Cyber and Chris Pine did a movie with James Corden once.
In other words, Corden had switched from ripping off Conan O'Brien to gushing over guests a' la Jimmy Fallon.
I've noticed that Corden is a very touchy-feely kind of guy in interviews which I suppose is a very British thing but somewhat unnerving for guests.
There was another skit, this time with both Arquette and Pine supposedly playing a scene from the Young and the Restless found in a copy machine. Weak premise even weaker execution...
There was some hope as Chris Pine repeatedly breaking things on the set was the only time I actually laughed.
The show wrapped up in typical late night formula style with a relatively unknown musical group performing an equally unknown selection from their catalog. Tonight it was a band called "Modest Mouse" which I thought was aptly named as they had a modest amount of talent.
Tonight's show gets a D- but not because Corden got any better. Chris Pine made me laugh during the skit which is the first time since the show debuted. That had to be worth something.
I'm fairly certain that had I not committed to watching an entire week of Corden's show for the 12 people who read this blog, I'd have given up by now.
On to Night 3